Who feels like throwing up?!

If you do, listen up: Tom Cruise wants to eat his newborn baby's placenta!

Hmm! Hey, I'm not one to criticize. I ate at Denny's this weekend. But, seriously, I think I'm gonna head home now to sip 7-Up and eat pretzels.

For those who haven't already lost their lunches...

Cruise vowed he would tuck in straight after girlfriend Katie Holmes gives birth, saying he thought it would be "very nutritious".

The Mission Impossible star, 43, said: "I'm gonna eat the placenta. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm gonna eat the cord and the placenta right there." It is the latest in a series of increasingly strange outbursts from Cruise in the run-up to the birth.

By the way, this is what a placenta looks like:



You're welcome!

You know, I think it's awesome that Tom is still doing his Crazy Cruise bit. Sure, he was a big star before he went crazy. But he was so boring. Rumors that he was gallivanting with gay porn stars was only going to keep the public intrigued for so long. Now he's eating placentas and curing ADD with one brush of his hand. Love. It.