This one is for the ladies (and really ugly dudes)
If you haven't seen this already, here is a list of the world's 100 unsexiest men, a great idea as long as your name doesn't pop up.
Some highlights:
1. Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.
6. Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music.
8. Osama Bin Laden: Power is sexy (notice how Dick Cheney isn't on the list). But a 6'5", no-vertical-leap mass murdering douche bag is not getting any style points.
(Side note: How would it feel to be one of the seven guys ranked less sexy than Osama Bin Laden? To quote Buck Nasty, that $%^@#$ pumped my gas this morning!)
20. Raffi: Maybe it's his proffession. But no one surveyed, man or woman, could think of any situation in which they would bed down with him.
42. Rush Limbaugh: No doubt he will claim his placement on this list as a result of a media bias and not the fact that he's just butt-ugly
99. Kevin Federline: Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days.
100.Brad Pitt: He may look good, but if the rumors about his hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it.
7 Comments:
The world is a mean enough place without this garbage.
It's not mean if it doesn't affect you or someone you know.
says black face jesus
Ha.
"It's not mean if it doesn't affect you or someone you know."
That's ridiculous.
It's also a joke. Come on, people!
P.S. I'm not sure how the Black Face Jesus thing started (and I hate to kill it, because any promo Black Face Jesus can get is a-OK in my book), but the pic is of Dave Chappelle from the totally awesome "Fisticuffs" skit.
Dave Chappelle isn't that obscure, folks. Time to turn the pop culture forward a couple of years.
you sure have some sensitive ugly dudes reading your blog, steve.
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