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Thursday, April 20, 2006

This one is for the ladies (and really ugly dudes)

If you haven't seen this already, here is a list of the world's 100 unsexiest men, a great idea as long as your name doesn't pop up.

Some highlights:

1. Gilbert Gottfried: Rumor has it that Gilbert is the heir apparent to Uncle Milty when it comes to what he's packing, but that still can't save him. The parrot-voiced, pickled-face comic is to sexy what Kryptonite is to Superman.

6. Chad Kroeger: It's not just the massive head, weird face, and bad hair. It's also the fact that he's in Nickelback, the worst band since the dawn of music.

8. Osama Bin Laden: Power is sexy (notice how Dick Cheney isn't on the list). But a 6'5", no-vertical-leap mass murdering douche bag is not getting any style points.


(Side note: How would it feel to be one of the seven guys ranked less sexy than Osama Bin Laden? To quote Buck Nasty, that $%^@#$ pumped my gas this morning!)

20. Raffi: Maybe it's his proffession. But no one surveyed, man or woman, could think of any situation in which they would bed down with him.

42. Rush Limbaugh: No doubt he will claim his placement on this list as a result of a media bias and not the fact that he's just butt-ugly

99. Kevin Federline: Mooching hicks aren't so hot these days.

100.Brad Pitt: He may look good, but if the rumors about his hygiene and BO issues are true, then he's probably not worth it.

9 Comments:

Blogger mark said...

this is so dumb. i like how they throw in bin laden at number 5.

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The world is a mean enough place without this garbage.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Steve Hyden said...

It's not mean if it doesn't affect you or someone you know.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

says black face jesus

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ha.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's not mean if it doesn't affect you or someone you know."

That's ridiculous.

2:58 PM  
Blogger Steve Hyden said...

It's also a joke. Come on, people!

P.S. I'm not sure how the Black Face Jesus thing started (and I hate to kill it, because any promo Black Face Jesus can get is a-OK in my book), but the pic is of Dave Chappelle from the totally awesome "Fisticuffs" skit.

Dave Chappelle isn't that obscure, folks. Time to turn the pop culture forward a couple of years.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Back to the original article... I hate Kevin Federline. And the picture of Nick Nolte makes me giggle. I disagree with some of their "unsexiest" though...

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you sure have some sensitive ugly dudes reading your blog, steve.

4:27 PM  

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