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Friday, April 21, 2006

Look long and hard at this picture. Now write me a check for $1,000

According to a new study, attractive women negatively affect men's decision-making skills.

According to Dr. Obvious of the Duh Institute of "No, Really? Studies, the men's performance in the tests showed those who had been exposed to the "sexual cues" were more likely to accept an unfair offer than those who were not.

The men's testosterone levels were also tested - by comparing the length of the men's index finger compared to their ring finger.

If the ring finger is longer, it indicates a high testosterone level.

The researchers found that men in the study who had the highest levels performed worst in the test, and suggest that is because they are particularly sensitive to sexual images.

Finally, the wise words of Bell Biv Devoe have been proven correct: Never trust a big butt and a smile, fellas.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

he hehh heheheh heheh you said "long"

huh uh uh uhhhu hh and he said "hard"

hehehe shut up, fartknocker

slow your roll, buttmunch huhuh huh

3:37 PM  
Blogger Jen said...

Ring finger longer? What? I don't know if I've ever noticed that before. Do I want a guy with more testosterone? Will he stare at pictures of scantily clad women and give away $1,000 frequently?

5:27 PM  
Anonymous cheddar said...

*breaks out a ruler*

3:54 PM  

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