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Saturday, March 25, 2006

A MySpace experiment

I've been on MySpace for about six months now, and it's starting to get pretty boring. So I'm doing an experiment with my profile. I deleted my pictures and put up a pic of a pretty girl. (It's the picture here. When you do an image search on Google for "pretty girl," this comes up first or second.)

I changed my gender to female and my name to Stevie. Otherwise my profile is exactly the same. I'm curious about a few things: (1) Will dudes want to nail me if I'm a girl with the same personality I have now? (2) What kind of stupid messages will dudes send me in order to nail me? (3) How soon can I post those messages on my blog?

I will definitely keep you posted on this groundbreaking experiment that everyone is talking about.


Blogger Jen said...

Here is what you will get:

Hey cutie/hottie, I think you're really beautiful. Wanna chat sometime? My aim is superlameguy27. Hit me up sometime.

- SuperLameGuy

Or something about being new to the area and looking for new friends, or being in the area soon and looking for cool people to hang out with. Or sometimes even messages about Ed Gein. That's a rare one though.

3:43 PM  
Blogger Krista said...

You'll get this:

"Sup cutie wana chat somtime message me bye"


"Ur hot"

Regardless, they're all highly intellectual men. Feel blessed.

4:14 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

My personal favorite is "you look cool, just want to be friends? add me" from a guy who's 45 with a picture of himself taking a photo of himself in a bathroom mirror.

Friends? Seriously, who joins myspace to make friends? Not I.

6:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

perverts-r-us wants to know if it works too.

6:12 PM  
Blogger Erin said...

Oh, and dude, you call yourself a guy in the "About me" part.

6:58 PM  
Blogger Krista said...

I noticed that, too. You might wanna change that.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Kari said...

I got "your a hottie-pattotie" once. Pattotie looked weird in print--it's one of those words I never really thought about how to spell. I guess I shouldn't necessarily trust this guy's spelling though, since he used the wrong "you're". Jesse will never let me live that one down. Why on earth would you write that?

12:04 AM  
Anonymous sharon said...

You'll want to take off your blog entries since it links back to this site.

12:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Be careful Steven. If you can be something you are not so can the person emailing you including the cop in San Francisco looking for child molesters.

12:27 PM  
Blogger Steve Kabelowsky said...

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11:33 AM  
Blogger Steve Kabelowsky said...

I think we should seek public grant funding for this experiment.

11:48 AM  
Blogger Steve Hyden said...

You ladies obviously are not men. My guess is most dudes will look at the picture and message me without reading the profile too closely.

12:54 PM  
Blogger mark said...

i agree steve. keep the references to your male gender in your comments/blog/about me.. they won't notice.

i was excited to see this hot stevie in my top 8. i sent her a message asking her asl, told her she was hot, and that i did some push ups this morning.

2:00 PM  
Anonymous cheddar said...

Hey Stevie, you're hot, want to go out sometime?

2:32 PM  

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