Attention: Tony Parker a hero, not zero

A mini controversy has erupted over the nocturnal skeeeyiiills of one Tony Parker.

Parker's girlfriend, the "Desperate Housewives" chick that everyone is talking about, is trying desperately to clear his name. Apparently, the "Desperate Housewives" chick implied in a previous interview that Tim Duncan's right hand man is all thumbs in the bedroom. But that's totally not true. Tony Parker is a stallion, a man among boys, a baller with a body like Arnold and a Denzel face.

So, just to make it clear: Tony Parker is hot in the sack. Got it?