Under 30: Will you please lend Ricky Williams your urine?

Monday, February 20, 2006

Will you please lend Ricky Williams your urine?

It looks like High Times' RB of the year (as in Rasta Back) has failed another drug test. The news likely will trigger an avalanche of "Ricky is a bad teammate" columns from sports writers, but where was the team for Ricky on this one? Not one guy out of 53 stepped forward with a cup of clean drug-test juice? That's coooold, mon.

Bad news is Ricky probably won't be playing in the NFL this year. Good news is he can have one of those college-style all-day Madden and Mountain Dew gorges whenever he wants.

1 Comments:

Anonymous said...: this blog about pee reminds me of the days when they were more focused on turds and poop. -m; 6:50 PM

Post a Comment

<< Home

Under 30

I can't complain but sometimes I still do

: Name: Steve Hyden; Location: Appleton, Wisconsin

My name is Steve and I'm a newspaper reporter and writer living in northeast Wisconsin, which is just below the armpit created by the bulk of the state and the peninsula. I don't live in the actual armpit, which is Green Bay, which is a place where fat people sit on their porches and watch traffic go by when the Packers aren't in season. I live in Appleton, a place where slightly less fat people do slightly more interesting things, like watch NASCAR, which is traffic with better camera work. I like living here 79 percent of the time. I fancy myself a deep thinker, an iconoclast, a man who can enjoy both high and low culture. Think Chuck Klosterman with a dose of Jack Nicholson from "Five Easy Pieces." However, I suspect I am not nearly as cool as I think I am. I may in fact be a dork. For example, look at how I described myself a few sentences earlier. What can I say? I'm the guy who started listening to the Clash when he was 13 not because he was reacting against the repressive Republican regime he had lived under most of his life, but because John Cusack wore a Clash T-shirt in "Say Anything..."

View my complete profile

Under 30

Monday, February 20, 2006

Will you please lend Ricky Williams your urine?

1 Comments:

Under 30

About Me

Previous Posts