Lil' Markie news update: A VH1 debut!?!

These are high times at Under 30 HQ. Not only are we in the middle of a hotly contested Dashboard Confessional suckiness election (don't forget to vote!), but now there's also word that our friend Lil' Markie could be on the verge of the big time.

Some VH1 show called "Web Junk" supposedly is airing a clip of our loveable dope in its next episode airing Friday night at 10:30 p.m. CST. Here is what the episode description says: ... a schizophrenic church soloist who channels what sounds like Donald Duck for his curious parishioners ... Not how we would have described it (Donald Duck? More like Alvin and the Chipmunks), but it sure sounds like our Lil' Markie!

Regular readers already know about Lil' Markie, so the man requires no introduction. (Here's an introduction anyway.) This VH1 thing is huge news. Obviously, we at Under 30 feel responsible for Lil' Markie's sudden rise to power. Now we can start hating him for being so popular.