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Thursday, February 02, 2006

Does he suck? election update

The Dashboard Confessional "Does he suck?" vote has turned into a real heavyweight bout. "Suck" got off to a quick start, landing a series of devastating body blows on "Not suck" that I thought spelled doom for the cagey upstart. But "Not suck" has shown incredible heart and battled back. Now, shockingly, "Not suck" has the lead.

This is far from over. I'm counting votes until NOON FRIDAY.

P.S. It goes without saying that we are operating under the honor system. That means no ballot-stuffing. We are determining the potential suckiness of a human being here, so honesty is expected and demanded.

P.P.S. Please make your votes clear. We have at least one disputed vote that will have to be thrown out. With an election this hotly contested, every voice counts. Please, I don't want to drag the Supreme Court into this.


Blogger Thomas Roz said...

Those three "anonymous" votes within a one minute span need to be verified! Seriously. "Screaming Infidelities?" That's Savage Garden level suckage.

3:51 PM  
Blogger Steve Hyden said...

Please, let's hold off on voter fraud claims until after the election.

Hey, Dashboardduritz, it's either "sucks" or "not sucks." I've give you the benefit of the doubt on "rocks," even if it sounds a lot like "sucks."

3:53 PM  
Blogger Thomas Roz said...

But fraud is the American way.

4:51 PM  
Anonymous mark w. rac k said...

i suspect ballot box stuffing. although that's our nature here in america. if the outcome isn't what we want, we just say it's not the real outcome. that everyone wants peace and freedom.. and that we're addicted to oiiill

5:09 PM  
Blogger Thomas Roz said...

My question for you, Steve, is that if "not suck" wins out on Friday, does that mean you'll try to listen to Dashboard in a new way? I want the truth! And whatever happened to the virgin?

5:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ya Stevie, what DID happen to that virgin? Did he score or not?

8:45 PM  

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