That awful-looking Robin Williams movie where he plays a less funny and more hammy version of Jon Stewart opens today, which hopefully means they will stop running the freaking commercials morning, noon and night. OK, I now a lot of you out there like Robin Williams as evidenced by the "Does he suck?" vote that dare not speak its name. But even you people can't be excited about "Patch Adams Goes to Washington."
Most hated moment from the commercial: "I did not have sex with that woman. I wanted to!" Second most hated moment: That part when Robin says he wants Bruce Springsteen as secretary of state and the two fuddy duddies in the car sit there stone-faced while Robin and Lewis Black laugh hysterically. Lewis Black? Really? Why?