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Thursday, June 22, 2006

Woman glad she's not my grandmother

I like to make people happy. I'll tell jokes to make them laugh. I will compliment their hairstyles or tastes in music, even if I have to lie. Sometimes all it takes to make someone happy is to not be their grandson. That was the case with a recent letter-writer to The P-C.

As for Steve Hyden — I'm glad I'm not his grandmother, for I would feel duty-bound to read him and that would be a chore.

Contrary to popular belief, I don't make my grandmothers read anything I write. This is not a "Clockwork Orange" situation, I promise. However, I do require at least one cheek-pinch per visit.


Blogger paul said...

Thanks for the heads-up on this. Selfless self-depreciation.

Sounds like that person is working on a unwieldly stand-up act useful in Menasha.

7:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If I ever meet you, can I pinch your cheek?! :)

1:44 PM  

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