John Gibson: Underappreciated Fox News yahoo

Poor John Gibson. No matter how hard he tries, he can't seem to escape the B-team of Fox News' corps of right-wing pundits. He wrote a book about the war on Christmas, but Bill O'Reilly stole his thunder. He sucks up to the prez any chance he gets, but Tony Snow got the press secretary job. He has cultivated a wondrously stiff, lecherous persona, but Brit Hume did it first.

Well, with his latest "Big Story" commentary, John Gibson has officially become an Under 30 favorite. Ladies and gentlemen, we have found a new mascot. John Gibson is Fetus Mach II.

Gibson's commentary is entitled, "Procreation Not Recreation."

Make more babies. That's the lesson drawn out of two interesting stories over the last couple days.

First, a story Wednesday that half the kids under 5 years old in this country are minorities. By far, the greatest number are Hispanic.

Know what that means? Twenty-five years and the majority population is Hispanic.

Why is that? Hispanics are having more kids and others, notably the ones Hispanics call gabachos — white people — are having fewer.

Now in this country, European ancestry people — white people — are having kids at a rate that sustains the population, even grows it a bit.

That compares to Europe where the birthrate is in the negative zone. They're not having enough babies to sustain the population.

Consequently, they are inviting in more and more immigrants every year to take care of things, and those immigrants are having way more babies that the native population. Hence Eurabia.

Why aren't they having babies? Because babies get in the way of a prosperous and comfortable modern life. Peanut butter fingerprints on the leather seats in the BMW. The Euros in particular can't be bothered with kids.

To put it bluntly: We need more babies. Forget that zero population growth stuff of my poor, misled generation.

Why is this important? Because civilizations need populations to survive.

So far we're doing our part here in America, but Hispanics can't carry the whole load.

The rest of you: Get busy. Make babies.

Or put another way, a slogan for our times: Procreation not recreation.

I can't decide which is more offensive: the idea that white people need to overtake Hispanic people in the procreation department, or that the words "John Gibson" and "sex" are now linked in my mind.