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I can't complain but sometimes I still do

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Whiny + crybaby = Republican

According to a new study, whiny kids grow up to be conservative, independent kids grow up to be liberal. I'm not sure how this fits in with this, but you know, it's sorta interesting.


Blogger Thomas Roz said...

With all your Republican bashing, you're totally going to end up on a terror watch list, dude. First off, you have a beard. Terrorists dig beards. Second, you publicly dissed Bug Light -- the patriot's brew. And I'm pretty sure you've made fun of NASCAR and Toby Keith. Well, at least I hope you have.

Second and most importantly, Fetus Boy sucks. I want to punch him in the face. I don't watch "Idol," but as I was flipping around last night, the scary gray-haired dude who looks like Greg Dulli from Afghan Whigs came on. So I stuck around ... and your boy took the stage shortly after and SUCKED the place dry. We're talking Barry Manilow levels of SUCKAGE here (Oh, hey Barry, thanks for dropping by the show. Is John Tesh in the green room?) And of course, the judges were nice to Fetus Boy because, well, he looks so darn cute and he has "moxie." Moxie? ARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Kid should be hanging from a flagpole somewhere. God, he sucks.

12:05 PM  

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