Hot cowboy action

You know, I wish people would stop going on about this gay cowboy thing. There is nothing remotely gay about cowboys. It's all propaganda, folks.

Come on, we're talking about young, rugged, well-muscled men who wear ten-gallon hats, tight jeans, chaps and boots. What's gay about that? So what if they call each other "boys"? They ride horses together, and sleep together in tents or under the stars, and spend months in the company of men and only men. That just shows how masculine they are.

Now, who wants to go line dancing?