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Monday, February 13, 2006

Cheney's got a gun

The vice-prez "accidentally" shot somebody this weekend.

A 78-year-old hunting companion of Vice President Dick Cheney was recovering in stable condition Monday after Cheney accidentally shot him during a weekend quail hunting trip, a hospital official said.

Harry Whittington spent "a great night. He slept throughout the night," said Yvonne Wheeler, spokeswoman at Christus Spohn Hospital Memorial.


"A great night"? Was that before or after he was sent to the hospital with a gunshot wound?

At least we finally know who has WMD.

4 Comments:

Anonymous mark said...

"A shotgun sprays a bunch of little bitty pellets, it's not a bullet involved," Armstrong said. She said she believed Cheney was shooting a 28-gauge shotgun, and that guests typically bring their own firearms.

Armstrong said the shotgun pellets "broke the skin" and that the blast "knocked him silly. But he was fine. He was talking. His eyes were open. It didn't get in his eyes or anything like that."
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WOW the republicans can make ANYTHING sound good.

12:01 PM  
Anonymous kbl said...

"I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog -- and I thought he was an idiot."
--Jim Brady

4:38 PM  
Blogger klhp said...

If a person can't distinguish an adult in blaze orange from quail flying through the air, he shouldn't be vice president.

1:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I think Cheney is starting to lose it. After he shot the guy he screamed, 'Anyone else want to call domestic wire tapping illegal?''

5:36 PM  

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