Bill O'Reilly: Still kicking French butt

Under 30 is a huge fan of Bill O'Reilly, a delciously paranoid Nixonian figure whose crazy rantings provide the best unintentional entertainment since the great Jack Van Impe.

Like all real Americans, Bill hates France and their cheese-eating, wine-drinking, Jerry Lewis-loving ways. He called for a boycott of France four years ago, and according to this, his good work has paid real dividends.

I quoth: It says French wine sales in America dropped by 13 percent during the first six months of the Iraq War, costing France an estimated $112 million. And that's just wine. The researchers don't believe I, your humble correspondent, had anything to do with it, but certainly you did. So good for you.

Once again, the MSM (mainstream media) tries to Bogart the attention from the man who deserves it, our man O'Reilly. But he doesn't care. His looking out for YOU. As for France, well, you're on notice. Sure, you hooked us up with the Statue of Liberty, but what have you done for us lately?