Under 30

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Monday, February 13, 2006

Bill O'Reilly: Still kicking French butt

Under 30 is a huge fan of Bill O'Reilly, a delciously paranoid Nixonian figure whose crazy rantings provide the best unintentional entertainment since the great Jack Van Impe.

Like all real Americans, Bill hates France and their cheese-eating, wine-drinking, Jerry Lewis-loving ways. He called for a boycott of France four years ago, and according to this, his good work has paid real dividends.

I quoth: It says French wine sales in America dropped by 13 percent during the first six months of the Iraq War, costing France an estimated $112 million. And that's just wine. The researchers don't believe I, your humble correspondent, had anything to do with it, but certainly you did. So good for you.

Once again, the MSM (mainstream media) tries to Bogart the attention from the man who deserves it, our man O'Reilly. But he doesn't care. His looking out for YOU. As for France, well, you're on notice. Sure, you hooked us up with the Statue of Liberty, but what have you done for us lately?

5 Comments:

Anonymous Cheddar said...

Bill O'Reilly also invented the Internet.

2:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doesn't he own slaves?

2:29 PM  
Blogger paul said...

He makes me think of this guy

2:38 PM  
Anonymous mark said...

Paul--nice link. I had never heard of him.

"In 1927 Coughlin offered the first Catholic services on the radio."

That threw up some red flags before I had even gotten to the 4th paragraph..

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like the picture you put up. i bet he never gets any play... must be why he's a phone sex guy.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris1.html

3:03 AM  

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