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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Fetus fever -- catch it!

Fears that the fetus would catch on nationally appear to be well-founded.

From the Boston Herald: Sure, Kevin Covais, 16, of Levittown, N.Y., looks like a fetus with glasses, but with his voice, he could be the next Clay Aiken.

Skeptics will point out that the Herald story came out before mine, but this is a minor detail. What's important is that fetus fever is slowly but surely catching on.

Who wants to start makin' T-shirts?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

tee-shirts. def. a baruth thing.

5:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did you see the split-screen with fetus boy and chicken little last night? poor kid looked like he was about to burst into tears. i think it's time to stop mocking him.

wait. i forgot he also claimed to be a sex symbol during the show. i think you haven't been mean ENOUGH.

9:06 AM  
Anonymous cheddar said...

Someone has to answer this for me: Does he have a lisp or am I just imagining things?

10:52 AM  
Blogger Thomas Roz said...

I watched 10 minutes of "American Idol" last night. I could get with that show on a pure entertainment level if the contestants could actually sing -- i.e. Kelly Clarkson. They can't. It's so mediocre, I can't stomach it. And I'm not even trying to be a rock snob who pisses on mainstream popular culture. Why listen to people who sing as good as the average high school show choir? I can see why fetus boy's mom is deluded while clapping along, but the dude sitting on his couch ... ten minutes was enough just to "perhaps" hear one decent singer.

11:53 AM  
Blogger Steve Hyden said...

Two words: Simon Cowell.

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he may have a lisp. is there an issue with that?

12:44 PM  
Anonymous cheddar said...

Not personally. I just find it interesting that he's in the running to be the best amateur singer in America with a speech impediment.

It'd be like if the first pick in the NFL draft was a kid with flat feet.

1:58 PM  

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