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Monday, January 23, 2006

The 24-year-old virgin

I was talking to a good friend of mine last week, and she mentioned that she is now dating a 24-year-old virgin. Her paramour's virgin status isn't determined by religious afflilation or some other insanity. Apparrently, he is good-looking, smart and a nice, decent fellow. He just has never been involved in a situation where adult situations presented themselves.

By the way, when I say virgin, I mean VIRGIN. He has not even experienced private time of the Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky variety.

My friend obviously is in a position to change all this. But should she? She's not sure. From her persepctive, the experience likely will be quick, easy and not entirely satisfying. But she also has the opportunity to mold the perfect lover, much like Anthony Michael Hall did with Kelly LeBrock in "Weird Science."

Any thoughts on what my friend should do?


Anonymous mark.. said...

steve, i think it's time for you to go ahead and have this experience... you've had enough practice.

tell your "friend" to go ahead with it...

2:02 PM  
Anonymous mark said...

well would she if he wasn't a virgin? if so i say why not.

i like this guy.. for some reason i really want it to happen for him asap. tell her good luck and godspeed. although i'm not sure what godspeed's all about.

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

eek, i wouldn't do it.

two problems here: one, if you "change" this guy (i.e. snatch away the precious virginity he's been hiding beneath his stained tightie whities), you will become too precious to him, too important, too worshipped. dumping him would be a pain, like shaking off the 6-month-old who relies on you for "food" and "protection."

two, he's gonna suck in bed. no grown woman should have to put up with that.

tell your friend to get rid of him while she can. or else buy him a hooker and let him practice.

2:30 PM  
Anonymous ...mark said...

anon is so right.

3:10 PM  
Blogger Thomas Roz said...

tell your "friend" to go ahead with it...

that's fucking funny.

3:54 PM  
Anonymous sharon said...

There is also the possibility that the girl will not be "too important or too worshipped" as anon states. He might be disappointed with the whole experience. Several years of looking forward to one thing can lead to over expectation. If he makes her hot she should do it, if not she should pass. She shouldn't just want to do it to be his first.

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as girl, i wouldnt want that sort of responsibility. not to be rude, but i'd definatly be turned off by a virgin. i dont think she could mold him into her "perfect lover" because sometimes you cant even do that with someone who's had a lot of experiance. but if she's into it for more reasons than being "the first one," hell yeah, go for it.


9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think it is a little pathetic that you are living someone else sex life. So tell me who you pokin'? No one? I got a girl for you. She works for Cingular. Interested?

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Been there, done that. Don't do it.

Grown men crying tears of a child. Rather uncomfortable.

6:52 PM  

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