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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

My new favorite worm on Fox News

I feel sorry for John Gibson. He wrote a book about the war on Christmas and made a big stink about it on his Fox show "The Big Story." But everybody focused on Bill O'Reilly's rantings instead. John Gibson just can't compete against the charisma machine that is O'Reilly.

Persistent worm that he is, Gibson continues to fight the good fight on non-Christmas related matters, like gay cowboy movies. I have no idea if "Brokeback Mountain" is any good, but I do think any guy who goes out of his way to say he doesn't want to see two guys getting it on does in fact very much want to see two guys getting it on.

No gay agenda here, John. Just call like it I see it.
Just look at this picture. Doesn't this man look repressed? Don't his eyes just scream, "I want a feature boa and some tights"?

3 Comments:

Anonymous lori said...

i would say he wants a new tooth.

and i must agree with you, steve. (kinda. i think.) a guy who doesn't want to see gay cowboys making love probably shouldn't go to a movie that features gay cowboys making love. just like i will never watch movies such as the santa claus or the notebook, because i know i would find them offensive.

but bring on the gay cowboys!

12:26 PM  
Anonymous Mark said...

i have heard that movie is top notch. what is a top notch.

judging from the photo that guy is hating on gay cowboys in montana because, despite their scarcity.. they're getting way more action than he is.

if you wrote a novel i'd buy it in a second. in fact i'd publish it. i have access to lots of paper at work as long as you don't mind it being on 11x17... harr har

4:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm sure it will be a critical hit. Hollywood may in fact want to give every Oscar it can find to the first gay cowboy movie."

I like how he covers his ass right up front.

7:33 PM  

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